Monday, March 5, 2012

Le Fin

The plans were in place. The preperation was impecable. The juggernaut that was Fergie Friday™ was finally coming to a close. It was time to end this.

19th January 2012
Smokey: Activating Cell 3 of 4. Code word: Sand.

20th January 2012
Emily: A long time ago in the ancient world of Egypt, lived a woman as hot as the climate she lived in. Nowadays, this superstar called Cleopatra has been reduced to little more than inspiration for bad dress-up party and halloween costumes. Fergie Friday™ has come to the rescue. Now is the time to learn about the educational, and well as entertainment value our Fergilicous Fergie has to offer.Pay attention, there will be a pop quiz.

Jamie: that is amazing!!!! :D

26th January 2012
Smokey: Activating Final Cell. Codeword: Knight. It's in your hands now Cell 4. Carry us to victory.
Jamie: please let this be Batman...

27th January 2012

Pandion Knight:
Sweet sweet Thadius! As cell 4 of 4 I have been activated to initiate Fergie Friday™. As the last of these awe inspiring occasions I am truly grateful to partake! So I gift to thee a step back in time to our younger... Noobier moments. I hope you enjoy and delight in some reminiscent memories!May we frag forever and together neighbor!

Pandion Knight signing off

3rd February 2012

Smokey: Jamie, my sincere apologies for the poor sound syncing. We tried our best but we just couldn't get it to work properly. I hope that you are still able to enjoy this, the final episode of Fergie Friday™, despite the technical failures.

Kevin: It was a challenge to masturbate to this.

10th February 2012

Katie: Chris might have posted his final Fergie Friday™ video but he has organised one final surprise for you. Happy almost-anniversary! ♥

Thursday, February 23, 2012

The Destination draws ever nearer

And so it continued. Pressing onwards relentlessly, and spanning across the years, Fergie Friday™ entered into an iconic stage. People waited anxiously, Friday now moving beyond a symbol for the oncoming weekend and taking on an ideal, an existential idolism. The fans were capitavated, hopelessly enslaved by its captivation. And they loved Fergie Friday™ for it.

16th December 2011

Fergie Vs. Metallica - London Bridge But True

23rd December 2011

30th December 2011

Yo Jamie! You sitting down bro!? You better be because Fergie Friday™ is really about to pay off for you! The staff here at Fergie Friday™, in Conjunction with Stacy Ann, have managed to get hold of one free ticket* for you to the hottest New Years Eve party out!!! Check out the link to find out more about 1OAK and the once in a lifetime experience you are about to bear personal witness to. Enjoy it mate.

*Airfares and accommodation not included.

And don't worry JCB. We are going to mark the last Friday of 2011 with a bit of a family video for you. This weeks Fergie Friday™ goes out to both you and Boorman and the more Youngerer.

Katy: Wow...
Stephanie: no way. how do you even find these things?! a commendable effort!
Smokey: ‎Stephanie. You'd be truly surprised at some of the crap I have to wade through to find a nugget of gold like this. All I can say is, stay tuned...

Fergie Friday™ blasted out of 2011 and into the new year. Too mark the special occasion four different cells were set up, each with their own activation code. January was going to be 'guest host month'. It was time to sit back and enjoy the ride.

5th January 2012
Smokey: Activating Cell 1 of 4. Code word: Blue.

6th January 2012

Seb: Kia Ora Jamie, just thought I would welcome in the New Year with a guest hosting of Fergie Friday™ but I'm not alone, joining me is "dat blue hedgehog"...
{Cell 1 of 4 activated}

Fergie vs Sonic The Hedgehog (AfriqueDeluxe Remix) from afriquedeluxe on Vimeo.

12th January 2012
Smokey: Activating Cell 2 of 4. Code word: Black.

13th January 2012
มันอาจจะมีในปี 2555 ที่นี่ในประเทศไทย แต่ไม่ได้หมายความว่ามันไม่ได้เฟอร์กี้ศุกร์™! เราหวังว่าคุณจะสนุกกับนี้ของขวัญพิเศษจากอนาคต blackest วันศุกร์ของทุก
Translates to: It might be here in Thailand the year 2555. But does not mean that it is not Fergie Friday ™! We hope you enjoy this special gift from the blackest Friday of all.

Jamie: oh dear god.....

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

The Middle Ages

Fergie Friday continued to grow. It had spiralled out of my own control. I was now just a conduit for something that had captured the minds of people all around the world. I was in regular contact with Stacy Ann as we planned each weeks new assault on the subscribers. We moved off the beaten track and had some fun in The Middle Ages. We saw a few parodies and got to experince Smokey puppeteering his first guest poster. Ah yes, these were the golden weeks, inspiration was easy and the groupies numorous. This is that story...

21st October 2011

Lets mix things up a bit today my little sunflower. Christmas is not too far away. Maybe you can treat yourself with this.

28th October 2011

Smokey: Hey J.A.M.I.E. How's it going? Was the rest of your tea in bed = awsum(sic)? You know that girl you like? Stacy Ann? Well not only does she have a nice voice, fabuliscious hair and powerful jiving thighs. But I hear she is can be quite funny too. For example did you know she was the recipient of the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Award in 2008. You don't get one of those for being a stick in the mud!!! And as well as being funny she is also super smart. This video was taken — at The Spelling Bee biartch.

4th November 2011

Smokey: It's been a long time. 12 editions so far to be exact. Many moons ago, on August the 12th who would've thought we would have come so far together. Many are wondering how long we can go for. Today, we revisit that first Fergie Friday. The song was Glamourous. And so were you. Enjoy it again Jamie.


Smokey: Ummmm, whoops. I don't know what happened there. Technical difficulties perhaps. Ahhh, lets just run with it. Today FF goes a bit bluegrass.
Helen: You know I never fully appreciated your 'fergie-friday'ness until today. That made my Friday...

10th November 2011


Jamie: I MUST OWN THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smokey: It's the bass that wowed the Kessel Run with less than twelve parsecs. It's outplayed Imperial facemelters. Not the local bulk melters mind you, I'm talking about the big Corellian players now. She'll make point five past lightspeed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.

11th November 2011

Smokey: J.C.B.!!!! I just saw that Star Wars post by Smokey Thebandito!! What an awesome guitar!! It got me thinking about Fergie. You know, because it's FERGIE FRIDAY and all. I did some research on it and it has an interesting history. It was actually made in 1945 as a founding gift to the newly formed United Nations. It was crafted in the Ural Mountains by a throng of Egyptian slaves and perfected by the legendary secret society of Epic Guitar Makers. Strangely enough it was presented to Abraham Lincoln by Jazz Guitarist Johnny Smith on 11/11/1945 (today in history FTW!!) for safekeeping before being transferred to the UN's underwater pacific lair. Before that could happen though Abe passed away, his belongings being auctioned off. This guitar found its way to a young George Lucas who drew inspiration for the Star Wars movies. Fast forward a few decades and David Guetta was allowed to use the Millenium Bass for the following Fergie music video. Welcome to Fergie Friday.

Jamie: thats kinda awesome!!!
Ollie: It was crafted in a urinal using a thong.
Smokey: That makes you sound like some sort of drunk, seedy MacGyver. Nice.

17th November 2011


Chris: In all honesty I don't think he is. Jusy sayin'.
Smokey: He can't let Sam Whitwicky hog all the limelight. JCB will do his part tomorrow.

18th November 2011

Smokey: Fergie Friday. ROLLOUT!

24th November 2011

(Text: Here's a little pre FF treat for you JCB. -Fergie)



25th November 2011

Smokey: Oh. Plain and boring. What a rubbish Fergie Friday.


Katy: That is quite rubbish. I'm disappointed.
Jamie: all complaints to
Vita: don't go putting ideas like that in Smokey's head. He'll be registering that domain name as we speak
Smokey: Sorry. After four months of this I might get an off day lol.

2nd December 2011
(Text: Dear Jamie, I never got a chance to thank you for helping my friends and I activate the Centra machinary and save Balamb Garden from the diabolical missile attack. As if that wasn't enough you then helped us end the reign of Ultimicia. You have our thanks Jamie, and in gratitude we made you this music ideo. Enjoy it. Squall Leonhart)



Jamie: OMFG!!!!!!!!

3rd December2011

(Text: Hey bro, I just wanted to add my thanks to Squall's ya know. Man I thought Seifer was gonna get us there in the end but you helped me, ya know, find my passion and we whooped his ass. Anyways dude, back to my hotdaogs! Someone has to eat them all!!! Zell Dincht)

9th December2011

Ollie: Hello. It is an absolute honor to be asked to be a guest poster today. We get some amazing animals here in Australia. Koalas, Kangaroos, Australians, Snakes, Cockroaches. But there is none as Glamorous as the Platypus. A beaver with a duck beak, it flops through the water like none other. Jamie Boorman, it is an absolute pleasure to bring you this weeks Fergie Friday. Enjoy!!