Tuesday, January 3, 2012

The Middle Ages

Fergie Friday continued to grow. It had spiralled out of my own control. I was now just a conduit for something that had captured the minds of people all around the world. I was in regular contact with Stacy Ann as we planned each weeks new assault on the subscribers. We moved off the beaten track and had some fun in The Middle Ages. We saw a few parodies and got to experince Smokey puppeteering his first guest poster. Ah yes, these were the golden weeks, inspiration was easy and the groupies numorous. This is that story...

21st October 2011

Lets mix things up a bit today my little sunflower. Christmas is not too far away. Maybe you can treat yourself with this.

28th October 2011

Smokey: Hey J.A.M.I.E. How's it going? Was the rest of your tea in bed = awsum(sic)? You know that girl you like? Stacy Ann? Well not only does she have a nice voice, fabuliscious hair and powerful jiving thighs. But I hear she is can be quite funny too. For example did you know she was the recipient of the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Award in 2008. You don't get one of those for being a stick in the mud!!! And as well as being funny she is also super smart. This video was taken — at The Spelling Bee biartch.

4th November 2011

Smokey: It's been a long time. 12 editions so far to be exact. Many moons ago, on August the 12th who would've thought we would have come so far together. Many are wondering how long we can go for. Today, we revisit that first Fergie Friday. The song was Glamourous. And so were you. Enjoy it again Jamie.


Smokey: Ummmm, whoops. I don't know what happened there. Technical difficulties perhaps. Ahhh, lets just run with it. Today FF goes a bit bluegrass.
Helen: You know I never fully appreciated your 'fergie-friday'ness until today. That made my Friday...

10th November 2011


Jamie: I MUST OWN THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smokey: It's the bass that wowed the Kessel Run with less than twelve parsecs. It's outplayed Imperial facemelters. Not the local bulk melters mind you, I'm talking about the big Corellian players now. She'll make point five past lightspeed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.

11th November 2011

Smokey: J.C.B.!!!! I just saw that Star Wars post by Smokey Thebandito!! What an awesome guitar!! It got me thinking about Fergie. You know, because it's FERGIE FRIDAY and all. I did some research on it and it has an interesting history. It was actually made in 1945 as a founding gift to the newly formed United Nations. It was crafted in the Ural Mountains by a throng of Egyptian slaves and perfected by the legendary secret society of Epic Guitar Makers. Strangely enough it was presented to Abraham Lincoln by Jazz Guitarist Johnny Smith on 11/11/1945 (today in history FTW!!) for safekeeping before being transferred to the UN's underwater pacific lair. Before that could happen though Abe passed away, his belongings being auctioned off. This guitar found its way to a young George Lucas who drew inspiration for the Star Wars movies. Fast forward a few decades and David Guetta was allowed to use the Millenium Bass for the following Fergie music video. Welcome to Fergie Friday.

Jamie: thats kinda awesome!!!
Ollie: It was crafted in a urinal using a thong.
Smokey: That makes you sound like some sort of drunk, seedy MacGyver. Nice.

17th November 2011


Chris: In all honesty I don't think he is. Jusy sayin'.
Smokey: He can't let Sam Whitwicky hog all the limelight. JCB will do his part tomorrow.

18th November 2011

Smokey: Fergie Friday. ROLLOUT!

24th November 2011

(Text: Here's a little pre FF treat for you JCB. -Fergie)



25th November 2011

Smokey: Oh. Plain and boring. What a rubbish Fergie Friday.


Katy: That is quite rubbish. I'm disappointed.
Jamie: all complaints to smokey.thebandito@fergiefriday.com
Vita: don't go putting ideas like that in Smokey's head. He'll be registering that domain name as we speak
Smokey: Sorry. After four months of this I might get an off day lol.

2nd December 2011
(Text: Dear Jamie, I never got a chance to thank you for helping my friends and I activate the Centra machinary and save Balamb Garden from the diabolical missile attack. As if that wasn't enough you then helped us end the reign of Ultimicia. You have our thanks Jamie, and in gratitude we made you this music ideo. Enjoy it. Squall Leonhart)



Jamie: OMFG!!!!!!!!

3rd December2011

(Text: Hey bro, I just wanted to add my thanks to Squall's ya know. Man I thought Seifer was gonna get us there in the end but you helped me, ya know, find my passion and we whooped his ass. Anyways dude, back to my hotdaogs! Someone has to eat them all!!! Zell Dincht)

9th December2011

Ollie: Hello. It is an absolute honor to be asked to be a guest poster today. We get some amazing animals here in Australia. Koalas, Kangaroos, Australians, Snakes, Cockroaches. But there is none as Glamorous as the Platypus. A beaver with a duck beak, it flops through the water like none other. Jamie Boorman, it is an absolute pleasure to bring you this weeks Fergie Friday. Enjoy!!

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